Rambling

Don't take this one seriously,
it's being written while i'm seriously waiting for someone to come online...

hehe, yeah "seriously" waiting. I don't like waiting. Its annoying.

We wait for everything. In this so called fast world, surprisingly we still wait a lot.

I live in a hostel. So lets see.
Hmm... lets see, we wait for the wash basin every morning, waiting for the guy pushing that toothbrush lazily into his mouth and giving me, who at the point am pretty damn sleepy (and considering i'm a person who has a significant amount of wet dreams) the impression that he is in fact wanking off the toothbrush.

And there is the wait to use the loo, ohkay come ON! get out man! a lot of crap comes from your mouth all day! is it necessary for me to listen to you actually crapping!? Fucks sake man... i heard you NOT flushing!... flush you idiot!

And then the wait for the bathroom. This i've personally given up on. I can't stand people nasaling himesh reshammiya. I can't stand himesh nasaling, these people are worse than him(its hard to imagine... trust me, apparently one CAN be worse. Its pretty bad that you already know you 5 mins away from you're first class, and this guy seems intent on singing every single fucking line and every single rip.
I've got around this one by relying on a personal adaptation of my body, which has decided not to sweat anymore. And then God created deodarants.

This saves time in actually getting the just-woke-up look. because, heh, i just did.

And then we get to class/work/wherever you keep you sorry ass during the sunlight hours.
Wait for the lift. And for you sorry souls, wait for the bus. And then rush to it, like people in a concentration camp do for food. And for you polluting gas guzzling vehicle owners, wait in line at the gas stations... wait to pay, wait to get.

Finally Get to your chosen hellhole.
It happens to be college for me.

Wait till its time for the break. Wait for the break to end. Wait for the Lunch break.

Get to the mess, wait for food. Wait for a table, wait for that idiot to get you a jug of water.
Wait for him to clean up the mess of the table, left behind by people lacking serious table manners, and probably taught how to eat by chimpanzees who are famous for throwing their crap at people when they are threatened.

Done with all this... then comes the actually fun waiting.
The waiting for your girlfriend to turn up,
the waiting for your results... when you know you could have just made it.
The waiting for your... well a lot of things.

Hmm... there is a shit load of waiting, but then... come on... if there weren't all that waiting,
doing things all the time would terribly boring.

i hope waiting doesn't go out of fashion.
hehe